Epic Battle

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after reading the previous page of the thread,
syzygyish slovenly shrugs off suggestions
that Relicanth7's ejaculations
cache any relevant revelations

Martha Stewart subtly asks " That satchel....is it a Gucci?"

This infuriates The Warrior Spirit, who zaps her speechless with a glare from his blazing eyes, and then he..........

checks the label...wait what label?

Oh this will not end well...as the Warrior Spirit inhales in preparation for what will be a scream that will cause earthquakes, a little tiny particle of an unknown substance enters the nose of the Great Warrior and...

The resulting Sneeze of Unparalled Severity knocks down many lovely old trees.

The birds whose nests were flung to earth flock together and attack, screeching, cawing, tearing strands of the Mighty Warrior's hair and beard.

Being a 'Frazetta-type' warrior, he is extremely vain about his magnificent waist-length mane, and is furious with the avenging Avians, so he reacts by.......

... unleashing the FLATULENCE OF DOOM.... which kills all of the birds stone dead from toxicity.

LadyWoofWoof,who cannot stand disorder, rushes to find plastic bags for hauling away the hundreds of dead birds, The Mighty Warrior smirks about a Job Well Done, and who is that, creeping ever closer, armed to the teeth, intent on a Surprise Attack?

Run for your lives.... it's a Soul Grinder !

After creeping close enough to be within range, the Soul Grinder unleashes a corrosive demonic spew attack.... catching everybody in one huge, foul, cone-shaped flesh-melting burst of corrosive vomit !

(O.o) Ewww-w-w-w-w-w

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Enter Mary Poppins,who had raised her umbrella just in time.

She informs the Soul Grinder that she wishes to have A Word with him.

Now.

He breaks down in tears of remorse.

The minute they walk off for their Conference, Syzygyish, from behind a large rock, calls out:

"I ain't cleaning that up!"

And then Nymeria8 yells "..........

The Soul Grinder stares at Syzygyish using a Baleful Gaze ; which petrifies them with fear, rooting them to the spot.
It then begins to flex its giant claw menacingly...

... after snivelling for a bit


(I posted at the same time as Sylkat before , LOL)

Mary Poppins quietly speaks to Sylkat and LadyWoofWoof about Ninja Posting.

The Soul Grinder sits at a small table, having been given a ten-minute Time Out, and Syzygyish splashes into the nearest lake, looking for endangered turtles to assist.

Relicanth discovers the c4 and demands to know how that got there!

Martha Stewart demands to know when the plastic bag of dead birds will be removed and by whom.

Stuffy Doll wants to go sit at the table with The Soul Grinder and keep him company, but she is shy.

Nymeria8 wants a bejeweled sword like the Ancient Flatulent Warrior.


Gordon Ramsey heads for the grocery store.

The grocery store turns out to be a gigantic and well-disguised flesh eating plant !
Once Gordon is through the door, it grows sharp teeth to block escape ; and digestive fluids begin to fill up the internal space of the shop.

The last thing you hear him yell is :
"What the f**k this isn't f*****g food in here... what is this s**t ? For f**k's sake.... I can't be expected to eat this s**t !"

The Flesh-Eating Grocery Store Plant cannot even consider ingesting anything so disagreeable, and spits Gordon Ramsey out into the street (making an overly-dramatic 'Ptooie!' Sound), and he lands upon the roof of a passing Los Angeles cop car.


They stop, and when they politely inquire as to the reason for his location upon their squad car, Ramsey, in no better mood than before, resumes his ranting.


The armed, trained, law enforcement personnel are NOT amused, especially Officer Laquita, who chipped a nail that morning, and Somebody's Gonna Pay For That!

Mr. Ramsey does not enjoy the experience which follows.

Lady Woof Woof attempts to prepare a sticky grenade, to fling at a random passerby.
Unfortunately, with several tentacles still tied together, her dexterity is not that great.
And well, military-grade sticky grenades are notorious for being unreliable ; because of being excessively fiddly to open properly.
Lady Woof Woof can't manage to get the specially designed top off, without getting glue all over herself... which welds the grenade to one of her tentacles.
This means that when it explodes.... well.... no prizes for guessing who's ending up with fourth degree burns because of it.
Ooooooooh.....