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19 Nov 2017, 12:53 pm

A comet came down and destroyed my homework.


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19 Nov 2017, 1:17 pm

My homework accidentally flew under the bus on a windy day and the driver wouldn't let me get it (that happened to me once, but not with homework :lol: ).


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19 Nov 2017, 1:28 pm

didn't do it because meurgh



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19 Nov 2017, 1:41 pm

"My homework got intercepted by Russian spies!"


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19 Nov 2017, 1:41 pm

A meteor dropped out of the sky and landed on my homework.



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19 Nov 2017, 1:47 pm

"My homework got lost because it got mixed up with the damn football playbooks!"


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19 Nov 2017, 1:54 pm

I lost my homework when I went out skydiving.


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20 Nov 2017, 3:52 pm

A tornado destroyed my house, along with my homework.



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20 Nov 2017, 4:33 pm

My therapist told me to stop doing homework.



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20 Nov 2017, 7:31 pm

I already know everything in the book, so why should I read it?



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21 Nov 2017, 12:55 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
My homework got stolen by pirates.


I can’t find my textbook. The pirates never brought it back from the Caribbean.



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21 Nov 2017, 1:54 am

You're secretly me from the future and knowing that I hate homework you didn't happen to give me any to do!



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21 Nov 2017, 5:33 am

My Charmander used Flamethrower on it by mistake.


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21 Nov 2017, 9:53 am

I accidentally used my homework as a slipmat, and used it to scratch records with.



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21 Nov 2017, 1:23 pm

"That darned Cookie Monster ate it!"


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21 Nov 2017, 8:06 pm

But this excuse worked for someone from Wrongplanet!