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16 Mar 2018, 6:31 pm

How come God doesn't realize that horse's legs are the best legs of all?

Why did he give all the other animals inferior legs?

What if we all tore off our legs and replaced them with horse legs? Wouldn't that make the world a better place?


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16 Mar 2018, 8:48 pm

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Why do T-Rexes have such short arms?


The T-Rexes picked their noses too much, and so God cursed them by giving them itty bitty arms.

Let this be a lesson to you. If you pick your nose (or do a certain other thing) God will give you tiny baby arms.


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16 Mar 2018, 9:41 pm

What's so super about superfluids?

They can climb up the sides of their container? Big deal. If you put me in a container, I could totally climb out, and you wouldn't even have to cool me to two Kelvin in order to make it happen.


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06 May 2018, 12:37 am

Why are some people still obsessed with Princess Diana’s marriage breakup?


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04 Jun 2018, 8:41 pm

Is your post count representative of the day you expire


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05 Jun 2018, 7:19 am

Wassup, dude?


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08 Jun 2018, 9:07 am

Why are so many people obsessed with the Royal Family in general? (Or celebrities in general, people famous for just being famous?)



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10 Jun 2018, 4:25 pm

^ That's not a dumb question at all.


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26 Jun 2018, 3:16 pm

How can we be sure about the actual existence of solipsism?

What is the point of nihilism?

Why should I a give a damn about public apathy?

If Schrodinger's Cat were to knock over Russell's Teapot would it make such a clatter that Occam would cut himself with his own razor?



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26 Jun 2018, 3:20 pm

Is this a question?


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26 Jun 2018, 4:05 pm

Whatever happened to "Absorbine Senior"?



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26 Jun 2018, 4:11 pm

Why do I think nothing of the fact that I'm swallowing my own spit all the time, but the thought of drinking a glass of my own spit is utterly repugnant?

Why am I not offended by my own farts, no matter how bad they might be, but I am offended by the smell of someone else's flatus?



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27 Jun 2018, 4:55 am

What are electrons made out of if you split them in the year 500BC?



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01 Jul 2018, 4:18 pm

What is a stupid question?


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07 Jul 2018, 10:16 am

What is a dumb question, really? How do you learn anything if you don't ask?



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25 Nov 2018, 3:18 am

Where do turtles go when they hide in their shells?


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