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09 Jun 2020, 7:47 am

Two men each on opposite sides of the river.

First man "I need your help to get to the other side".

Second man "But you are on the other side!"



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09 Jun 2020, 7:53 am

ill say something "wierder":

flurgin smitchin durbin lamp :jester:


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09 Jun 2020, 10:33 am

soggy beans and tangerines



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09 Jun 2020, 11:02 am

soggelton "smith" :ninja:


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09 Jun 2020, 3:14 pm

Oww said the dog as it bit itself on the tail.



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09 Jun 2020, 9:47 pm

Psychiatrically speaking, the dog is a reconstituted Parmesan cheese.


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10 Jun 2020, 3:00 am

flap.



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10 Jun 2020, 3:44 am

finaín mwth el lirycio, panicio crieflie rahivit vetaraavrie nooe, zie pav twn flis, criepengie pavaęll, cie zie lìitęlitz, vetretęlitz, nocecio myfilol yraphive ein es, hoł esit. milaierie yravin passieęll voivhicie es yrmila, malallelet dol cie, le dahydierie gehon ęll in covit dyno ien fosiss hagahen. sherilio mie lyalyl, te sevairai annęll, lypanięlit tsoon, lyvooaęll tsoon yresther dęll,

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10 Jun 2020, 8:23 am

dig dag........ MAC CRACKEN! :ninja:


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10 Jun 2020, 8:49 am

ghphlap.



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10 Jun 2020, 8:52 am

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.


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10 Jun 2020, 8:54 am

Buuuueeeef ga- beuf ........ !


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10 Jun 2020, 9:53 am

palf.



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10 Jun 2020, 10:24 am

ridge "cower"


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10 Jun 2020, 12:36 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Oww said the dog as it bit itself on the tail.


I’ve heard that a cat (probably same goes for a dog, too) doesn’t know its tail belongs to it until someone steps on its tail (or perhaps a sibling or other cat or even the cat itself bites it during play).

As for my contribution...

Refrigerator washtub modem model 523


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10 Jun 2020, 2:10 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
Oww said the dog as it bit itself on the tail.


I’ve heard that a cat (probably same goes for a dog, too) doesn’t know its tail belongs to it until someone steps on its tail (or perhaps a sibling or other cat or even the cat itself bites it during play).

As for my contribution...

Refrigerator washtub modem model 523

model 523 was replaced by Updated model 537 Ringer , version 2 ,
niknamed the " tail biter"


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