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01 Oct 2021, 2:08 pm

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Would you like a nasal hut?

I prefer knee-putts...

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13 Dec 2021, 5:02 pm

I've just finished reading The Sale of Two Titties by Dickens, after a half-warmed fish to make a start on it.

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14 Dec 2021, 8:07 pm

If you liked that one you must read Rarnaby Budge

https://montycasinos.com/montypython/sc ... p.php.html

Steeking of bookspores:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/151 ... poonerisms

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/593236.Runny_Babbit

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15 Dec 2021, 2:33 pm

I love looking at the migging and rasts of shawl tips like the Suttee Kark.

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29 Dec 2021, 2:54 pm

For the spoonerism playlist:

Come on Baby, Fight My Lyre
Mad Boon Rising

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29 Dec 2021, 2:56 pm

I bought a new farting tool for my latte.

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11 Jan 2022, 4:57 pm

So much extra stuff to remember these days- mace fask, sand hanitiser, flatteral low test...

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11 Jan 2022, 9:21 pm

"sand hanatizer"

*grin*

That is what my hands feel like after using the stuff for a year and a half.

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12 Mar 2022, 8:50 pm

Mappist trunks are famous for taking a sow of violence.

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12 Mar 2022, 9:31 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

For the spoonerism playlist:
Come on Baby, Fight My Lyre

I actually said that once years ago! :lol:

More recently have called a YouTube channel's Live Chat a Chive Lat.

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13 Mar 2022, 7:43 pm

A heart warming coming of age story about a teenaged boy unsure if he will ever learn to drink like the other Vikings.

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23 Mar 2022, 8:30 am

Parry Hotter was created by Ray K. Jowling.

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23 Mar 2022, 8:54 am

You're all a bunch of shining wits!! !

[read aloud for it to work best]

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25 Mar 2022, 7:15 am

munstead wrote:

You're all a bunch of shining wits!! !

[read aloud for it to work best]

That reminds me of one of my favourite bands, the Laming Flips.

Sorry, I meant the Flapping Limbs.

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25 Mar 2022, 7:23 am

I'm busy biting a rook.

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25 Mar 2022, 8:08 am

Madeleine Albright has passed away. Sod rest her goul.

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