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28 Aug 2007, 12:07 pm

Exhaling can only be deemed legal when immediately followed by inhaling three times.

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28 Aug 2007, 1:12 pm

Everyone named chris must change their name to gary.


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28 Aug 2007, 5:52 pm

All people who hate Aspies must serve a jail term of one year in a jail full of Aspies.


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01 Sep 2007, 4:21 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
All people who hate Aspies must serve a jail term of one year in a jail full of Aspies.


and will be subject to taking mandatory counselling run by elephants in pink tutus.


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01 Sep 2007, 6:58 am

Owning a frog that blinks is punishable by fine



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04 Sep 2007, 4:42 pm

It should be legal to sue yourself.


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04 Sep 2007, 8:07 pm

In some places, it is illegal to have more than three cats. I would be in trouble!



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05 Sep 2007, 3:57 pm

It is illegal to believe in God, all Christians and Jews will be candles at city hall. Muslims exempt.