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04 Jan 2009, 7:00 pm

Under your bed.

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04 Jan 2009, 7:10 pm

My dog ate it
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04 Jan 2009, 7:49 pm

Your dog ate it.

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04 Jan 2009, 8:48 pm

At my garage sale.
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04 Jan 2009, 9:02 pm

I drank it.

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04 Jan 2009, 9:24 pm

It ran away.
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05 Jan 2009, 6:00 am

The orange leprechaun has it.

Where's my barcode scanner?

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Rusted.

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Where is my door closer?

What's a door closer?


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05 Jan 2009, 6:52 am

Greyhound wrote:
The orange leprechaun has it.

Where's my barcode scanner?

Fnord wrote:
Rusted.

That's not a location!

Doro wrote:
Where is my door closer?

What's a door closer?



greyhound, a door closer is a mechanical device that is designed to pull the door shut, on a house door it may be a horisontally mounted tube shaped device with a rod sticking out one side and screw on other and mounted at middle top or bottom of the screen door.

the box type (example, see my or doro's avators) are mostly seen on heavy doors or commercial/industrial doors


wheres all my email?? i hadn't got email in a few days other then one yahoo groups update


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05 Jan 2009, 7:57 am

You didn't say where my barcode scanner is!

Your email? It's being rerouted.

Where's my barcode scanner?


doordoctor wrote:
greyhound, a door closer is a mechanical device that is designed to pull the door shut, on a house door it may be a horisontally mounted tube shaped device with a rod sticking out one side and screw on other and mounted at middle top or bottom of the screen door.

the box type (example, see my or doro's avators) are mostly seen on heavy doors or commercial/industrial doors

Oh, one of those! Is that what they're called? Thanks :)

Just out of interest, why do you find them interesting?


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05 Jan 2009, 9:00 am

Greyhound wrote:
You didn't say where my barcode scanner is!

Your email? It's being rerouted.

Where's my barcode scanner?


doordoctor wrote:
greyhound, a door closer is a mechanical device that is designed to pull the door shut, on a house door it may be a horisontally mounted tube shaped device with a rod sticking out one side and screw on other and mounted at middle top or bottom of the screen door.

the box type (example, see my or doro's avators) are mostly seen on heavy doors or commercial/industrial doors

Oh, one of those! Is that what they're called? Thanks :)

Just out of interest, why do you find them interesting?


interest in closers all started in 6th grade middle school, i was interested in cars and car shock absorbers all until i just had to LOOK UP while standing at classroom door waiting to go home. seen that nice industrial looking thing up there, instantly caught my eye. i also had noticed that many times a day i would find maintenance messing with them both on and off the door, and lots of them in the maintenance room so the curious aspie mind pretty much took over from there and i became expert in fixing them.

your bar code scanner now works in a local 7-11 with the cash register.

wheres all my Christmas presents, I didn't get any this year!!


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05 Jan 2009, 10:17 am

Santa took them back.
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05 Jan 2009, 3:31 pm

Greyhound wrote:
What's a door closer?


Just look at this, Greyhound:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_iNp5-CbPDQ&feature=channel_page[/youtube]


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Your neighbour drank it.

Where is my brass wire? (stimming toy)



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05 Jan 2009, 4:26 pm

your wire is in your coat pocket,

now wheres my padlock!


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05 Jan 2009, 4:31 pm

Your padlock is in your bed, along with all your door closers... It needed good company... :wink:

Where is my fork?



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05 Jan 2009, 4:32 pm

Stuck in my ear.

Where's my pet rat?


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05 Jan 2009, 4:40 pm

It got run over by a car.

Where are my new candles?