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18 Apr 2009, 5:06 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Autism is caused by infant exposure to silicon breast implants, as Jenny McCarthy well knows. :P


And I always thought Autism was caused by being bottle fed......


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18 Apr 2009, 5:56 pm

Autism is caused by the baby taking the brain out of their head in the womb and growing it like a salt crystal, putting it back in just in time for the skin and the bones of the skull to adjust to it.



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18 Apr 2009, 6:22 pm

Autism is caused by me.


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19 Apr 2009, 1:40 pm

SoulcakeDuck wrote:
Autism is caused by me.


Now THAT explains it.

Even though there is the possibility that it is caused by classical music during pregnancy.


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19 Apr 2009, 7:52 pm

Autism is caused by mothers encountering dinosaurs while pregnant. Conveniently, these dino's are also aliens with the ability to wipe your brain of the fact that this happened. :P



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19 Apr 2009, 7:56 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Autism is caused by infant exposure to silicon breast implants, as Jenny McCarthy well knows. :P


:lmao:


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21 Apr 2009, 12:00 am

Autism is caused by pollution.


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21 Apr 2009, 12:01 am

My computer gave my son Autism.


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21 Apr 2009, 6:58 am

I am sorry to have to inform everybody of this,but so far everybody is Wrong!

Autism is caused by Blondes!

yes it's true

All the stereotypes are right

Blondes are a curse and a bane on society
and the innocent victims who suffer so needlessly
from their indiscriminent and blatent use of Hydrogen Peroxide
should be grounds for divorce, Satanism, neo-recticidal Republicanism,
and the ability of white men to jump!


I hearby declare that all Blondes be constrained by a restraining order
ordering them to be restrained somewhere constraining!


I have spoken.
Let it be so.


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21 Apr 2009, 8:28 am

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Autism is caused by ________


listening to endless drivel while in the womb.

in the womb, you can hear your mothers voice and the people she talks to, and you just want peace and quiet. she "laughs" and her belly contracts, and it shakes you up to the point of nausea.

once you are out of her (born), then you crawl as far as you can from that experience you had to live with inside her.


i guess the original cause of "autism" is to be found in the "primordial soup".



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21 Apr 2009, 1:15 pm

Austism is caused by your mom.


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21 Apr 2009, 4:12 pm

Sophist wrote:
"Every time Halle Berry makes a horrible entrance another child turns autistic!"

I saw that used as a tag line on one of the other forums....


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21 Apr 2009, 10:16 pm

Autism is cause by thinking there's a cause of it.


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21 Apr 2009, 10:24 pm

Autism is caused by ingrown toenails. Yes it is true everybody, clip your nails!



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23 Apr 2009, 6:50 pm

Autism is caused by not farting. HFA can be cured simply by letting out wind.


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24 Apr 2009, 8:10 am

Autism is caused by America's lax Mariquana laws!

if there was the death sentence for posession
we would all be cured!


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