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Aspiegirl2001
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30 Apr 2009, 10:20 am

In bed there was a wrong planet party :D



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30 Apr 2009, 11:03 am

In their bed was a breathtaking break dancing garden gnome.


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30 Apr 2009, 1:04 pm

In bed their was a snake



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30 Apr 2009, 4:57 pm

In the bed was a person wrapped up in satin sheets, wearing ....

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30 Apr 2009, 6:05 pm

In Bed Their Was A Spider



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01 May 2009, 1:08 am

A squashed spider, the person sleeping just rolled over


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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.


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01 May 2009, 5:56 am

In bed their was a squashed spider and Woodpecker :D



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01 May 2009, 9:39 am

In bed there was a cat. The cat ate the squashed spider and then went to sleep.



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01 May 2009, 10:21 am

In Bed Their Was 1 Million Spiders And 1 Million Cats



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01 May 2009, 12:29 pm

In the bed there were millions of bed bugs and mites :eew:


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01 May 2009, 2:22 pm

In the bed there are fewer mites becuase I have just changed the sheets.


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01 May 2009, 2:34 pm

In the bed there was a door, dreaming about getting a closer installed. :wink:



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01 May 2009, 2:38 pm

In the bed there was a handyman thinking about installing a door closer. :wink:


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01 May 2009, 3:54 pm

In the bed there was a door, waking up and seeing her dream had come true over night. :wink: :wink: :wink:



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01 May 2009, 3:59 pm

On the bed was a person, but becuase the person has a non zeo weight the springs of the matress are compressed and as a result the person intrudes into the space which would be occupied by the bed if the person was not present thus the person is inside the space which belongs to the bed.


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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.


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02 May 2009, 12:17 am

In their bed was a giant pineapple being eaten by a thousand angry smurfs.


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