The Really Bad Advice Thread

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It's too early to think about applying to graduate school.

It's always a good idea to dive into the shallow end of a pool.

Don't look both ways before crossing the street. People will think you're a superstitious freak.

To make a clone of yourself, simply put your head on a photocopier and slam it shut.

If you're really bored, take a stick and poke it at a hornet's nest.

While driving- when in doubt- ALWAYS give the other drivers the sign of The Finger.

It can't hurt, and will very likely improve the situation!

If someone has abused you, or treats you like s**t, just let it go! You probably brought it all upon yourself! You are responsible for your own happiness!

Never forgive yourself for anything EVER.

When you want to sterilise your forks, knives, TV remotes and spoons, microwave them on high for 5 minutes.

The best way to make friends with or to get a date with someone of the sex you're interested in is to hang around playgrounds and play with their children.

Only sharpen your pencil while the teacher is talking. She'll love the challenge.

Shave of your eyebrows and stick them under your ears to look like sideburns. It'll make you look stylish.

Light your incense sticks and scented candles before you go to work.....

Your place will smell SO wonderful when you get home!

It's wonderful to enjoy the dramatic spectacle of a thunderstorm from a rowboat on the lake.

If your next-door-neighbor's twelve-year-old says she does good haircuts, then ask her to give you a new, radical style.

Tell her to be as creative as she can be.

Right after you finish brushing your teeth, try swishing some orange juice around in your mouth.

The citrus smell combined with your toothpaste will make your breath smell extra fresh.