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14 Feb 2021, 1:49 pm

Wee,Weee ... said the napkin as it flew off the picnic table .


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14 Feb 2021, 1:52 pm

Jakki wrote:
Wee,Weee ... said the napkin as it flew off the picnic table .

Haha! You are funny!


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14 Feb 2021, 1:58 pm

It sounded like a MountainGoat saying ..... :D :D :D :D


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14 Feb 2021, 2:39 pm

Jakki wrote:
It sounded like a MountainGoat saying ..... :D :D :D :D


Oh nooo. It is catching! :D


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14 Feb 2021, 2:53 pm

Hello floortile said the man as he sat on the floor. :D


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14 Feb 2021, 3:15 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Jakki wrote:
It sounded like a MountainGoat saying ..... :D :D :D :D


Oohhhh ....
Oh nooo. It is catching! :D

OOOhhh. Nooooooo........ need a vaccine . :D


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14 Feb 2021, 5:29 pm

Hehe said the stick as it threw itself into the bicycle spokes.


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15 Feb 2021, 8:34 pm

Hehe chuckled the satnav as it sent the lady to the vet when she wanted to see a doctor.


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15 Feb 2021, 10:27 pm

Lolzzz


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15 Feb 2021, 10:29 pm

"BBRRRAAAAAPP!!" said the petard as it hoist the embarrassed man.



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15 Feb 2021, 10:50 pm

Peuwf said the perfume as it spritzed the old woman .


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16 Feb 2021, 5:01 pm

"You should look where you're going!" exclaimed the man as he walked into the lamp post.


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16 Feb 2021, 5:07 pm

"why didn't you wash us off when you had the chance?" said the stench as it radiated off the dirty man in the elevator and made his fellow passengers all vomit. "now i have plenty of company!" it reeked.



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17 Feb 2021, 8:07 pm

I can't feel my legs said the sandwich as it sat on the floor.


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19 Feb 2021, 7:29 am

Hehe exclaimed the toilet roll as it stuck to the mans trousers and unwound itself as he walked away.


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20 Feb 2021, 5:23 am