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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
It got up and left... Where are the car keys?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
The car borrowed them, it fancied a drive on its own. Where is my cup?
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
I believe it is currently in orbit. It should land sometime today. Where is my chocolate milk giving cow?
Doro Veteran
Joined: 18 Oct 2008Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 600Location: Germany
She went for a visit of her sister, a vanilla milk giving cow. Where is my box of breakfast cereals??? I don't want to stay hungry tomorrow morning.....
doordoctor Veteran
Joined: 5 Feb 2006Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 3,196Location: central nj
your cereal was eaten BY ME, i was hungry so i snuck in through your computer's USB port and ate some!! were is everyone?!?!
Can't tell where the others are, I'm here. Where are my keys?
your keys are with your closer, weres my money?
Your father took it. Where is my amber bracelet?
A scientist borrowed it to extract the DNA from a fossilised mosquito which was trapped in it. Where have all the 100 watt Tungsten light bulbs gone?
They just vanished. Where is my box of matches?
I borrowed them to light my candles because I've got no 100 watt bulbs. But where have my candles gone?
carturo222 Veteran
Joined: 3 Aug 2008Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 1,568Location: Colombia
The candles don't exist. Where's my old friend Leonardo?
He is now a member of the teenage mutant ninja turtles travelling karate circus. Where is the toilet paper?
A Bomberman rigged it to explode during the next match. Anyone seen my Bomberman armor? The match is soon!
Cheddar Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 4 Feb 2009Age: 28Gender: MalePosts: 35
I gave to my grandma and told her it was a sweater. where's my old cheese?
It smells like it is inside someones shoes.................... Where is my old brass lamp?