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i_wanna_blue
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07 Feb 2009, 5:48 am

It got up and left...

Where are the car keys?



TallyMan
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07 Feb 2009, 7:20 am

The car borrowed them, it fancied a drive on its own. 8O

Where is my cup?


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07 Feb 2009, 3:28 pm

I believe it is currently in orbit. It should land sometime today.

Where is my chocolate milk giving cow?


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07 Feb 2009, 3:41 pm

She went for a visit of her sister, a vanilla milk giving cow.


Where is my box of breakfast cereals??? I don't want to stay hungry tomorrow morning.....



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07 Feb 2009, 5:42 pm

your cereal was eaten BY ME, i was hungry so i snuck in through your computer's USB port and ate some!!

were is everyone?!?!


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07 Feb 2009, 6:00 pm

Can't tell where the others are, I'm here. :wink:

Where are my keys?



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07 Feb 2009, 6:04 pm

your keys are with your closer,

weres my money?


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07 Feb 2009, 6:08 pm

Your father took it.

Where is my amber bracelet?



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08 Feb 2009, 1:34 pm

A scientist borrowed it to extract the DNA from a fossilised mosquito which was trapped in it.

Where have all the 100 watt Tungsten light bulbs gone?


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08 Feb 2009, 4:25 pm

They just vanished.

Where is my box of matches?



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08 Feb 2009, 4:36 pm

I borrowed them to light my candles because I've got no 100 watt bulbs.

But where have my candles gone?


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09 Feb 2009, 1:00 am

The candles don't exist.

Where's my old friend Leonardo?



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09 Feb 2009, 10:33 am

He is now a member of the teenage mutant ninja turtles travelling karate circus.

Where is the toilet paper?



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09 Feb 2009, 10:51 am

A Bomberman rigged it to explode during the next match.

Anyone seen my Bomberman armor? The match is soon!


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09 Feb 2009, 5:11 pm

I gave to my grandma and told her it was a sweater.

where's my old cheese?



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09 Feb 2009, 5:48 pm

It smells like it is inside someones shoes....................


Where is my old brass lamp?