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14 May 2022, 4:50 am

Pliers pinch even better.


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14 May 2022, 5:18 am

ok, but not all the way.


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14 May 2022, 6:27 am

Said the actress to the bishop.


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14 May 2022, 12:03 pm

She only did it because he promised to get her a lead role.


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14 May 2022, 12:03 pm

She misheard "Bread Roll"


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17 May 2022, 4:14 pm

I don't care if this isn't the US, I'm still "pleading the 5th".


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18 May 2022, 2:15 am

More than twice a day and you'll feel exhausted.



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18 May 2022, 9:38 am

Three is too much, four is right out.


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18 May 2022, 3:32 pm

Shed better than an attic. Attic better than bedroom. Bedroom better than the kitchen.



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18 May 2022, 3:42 pm

The mud hut isn't large enough.


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18 May 2022, 3:45 pm

Use a hankie for a few months if your mother gets suspicious at how much toilet paper you get through.



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18 May 2022, 3:46 pm

A ten gallon drum is a good receptacle, for a couple of days at least.


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18 May 2022, 3:47 pm

You can't beat a drum.



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18 May 2022, 3:50 pm

^ Groan.

You can't beat an egg either. :P


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19 May 2022, 4:18 am

"ebb tide" performed by Santo & Johnny, is quite possibly one of the most plaintive melodies on record.



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19 May 2022, 5:32 am

But what will you do with your 10 million Euros lottery win?


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