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18 Feb 2023, 5:13 am

Poops on the nature strip in front of other ppl's homes...



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18 Feb 2023, 8:08 am

Likes to be called "Pepe Le Poop"



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18 Feb 2023, 9:16 am

If you arrange all of her posts in chronological order, and then take only the first letter of each, you will find a coded message:

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19 Feb 2023, 9:19 am

Keeps trying to reach Tim Burton to read a movie script



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21 Feb 2023, 6:11 am

'Accidentally' stepped on Cornflake.

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21 Feb 2023, 1:08 pm

Accidentally caused Radish to eat something, he dislikes.



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21 Feb 2023, 2:37 pm

Shaves and greases his entire body before visiting water parks to get the fastest speeds on the flumes.


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22 Feb 2023, 2:05 am

Wanted to be called "ChickenHairback" but people said that was a silly name



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22 Feb 2023, 6:14 am

Randomly excuses herself from conversations, moves to a discrete nearby location within earshot, laughs loudly and explosively, then returns with a polite, "I'm sorry, please do continue."


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22 Feb 2023, 6:28 am

Greets his friends with a lick.


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22 Feb 2023, 7:55 am

Won't eat raisins because she thinks they're made from spiders with the legs pulled off.


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22 Feb 2023, 8:19 am

8O

Glued all the pulled off spider legs to his toes to make them look hairier.


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22 Feb 2023, 8:23 am

Is nonetheless quite happy to eat spiders with the legs still on.


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23 Feb 2023, 3:15 am

Uses live spiders as mixers, blenders and food processors in his kitchen.


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23 Feb 2023, 3:20 am

Stole DuckHairback's skin


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23 Feb 2023, 6:29 am

Is super stretchy, like a rubber chicken