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19 May 2022, 10:31 am

( :lol: You are trying to make my head explode aren't you! )

You need to spend ten years behind bars - if the barmaid will let you.


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19 May 2022, 6:37 pm

I already voted. Lots of people have, apparently.


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10 Jun 2022, 7:54 am

No worries, it's only been three weeks.


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10 Jun 2022, 7:55 am

Wow! You're pregnant.


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10 Jun 2022, 8:00 am

That's right, now it's time to step up to the plate mister!


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10 Jun 2022, 8:33 am

Only if it's a radish. Not a turnip! :shameonyou:


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11 Jun 2022, 2:04 am

:lol:

I'll have you know I have higher standards than that.


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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08 Jul 2022, 4:00 pm

I don't think the bar goes that low. :P


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08 Jul 2022, 10:41 pm

I don't know, mate. Bars can have some pretty low standards.


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12 Jul 2022, 2:06 pm

Especially the basement bar, which is usually flooded. What a dive.


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13 Jul 2022, 12:16 am

if you buy the p17, make sure you get it tested first.



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13 Jul 2022, 5:57 am

Careful, it could explode in your hand!


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13 Jul 2022, 9:20 am

be careful when you cock it, keep your hand securely on top of the cocking lever and away from the rear sight.



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13 Jul 2022, 10:45 am

And above all don't let the needle move into the red or we'll all die!


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13 Jul 2022, 10:58 am

And don't dangle them in my tea


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13 Jul 2022, 11:27 am

Oh god no, all the crumbs will settle to the bottom.


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