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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,967Location: UK
I would try and avoid dragging it along the floor.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,544Location: Over there
Sling it over your shoulder if it drags too much.
auntblabby Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2010Gender: MalePosts: 114,618Location: the island of defective toy santas
inspect it for effectiveness before tossing it in the toilet
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,422Location: Chez Quis
Go get the stupid stuff from your bag.
It won't feel so heavy once you've unloaded
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Said the actress to the bishop.
You might wanna wear protective goggles
Well now look - it's gone everywhere!
It's going to take me ages to get it all off the linen!
Wait until it dries and then just shake it off
Oh dear, with the heat it has all shrivelled up!
You can get a pump for that
Oh no! It burst!
You can easily fix it with a bit of duck tape
The duck has run off with my tape.
The tape should heighten the experience