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16 Jul 2022, 1:51 pm

Why is it only marked up in inches?


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16 Jul 2022, 1:58 pm

You only need a centimetre to fill the gap


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17 Jul 2022, 7:53 am

Two earwigs and a small packet of sand.


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17 Jul 2022, 8:00 am

Twenty minutes on full power


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17 Jul 2022, 9:31 am

Then you need to replace the hamsters.


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17 Jul 2022, 9:33 am

Just use white wine vinegar to get rid of the stains


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17 Jul 2022, 9:37 am

Or nuke them from orbit.


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17 Jul 2022, 9:43 am

Try an abrasive first


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17 Jul 2022, 9:45 am

Sandblasting didn't work.


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17 Jul 2022, 10:00 am

A jet wash can cool the parts that a general hose pipe cannot reach


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17 Jul 2022, 10:06 am

The flame thrower did the trick.


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17 Jul 2022, 10:08 am

A potato masher could be used on those difficult to reach areas


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17 Jul 2022, 10:09 am

Yes, but the squirrels wouldn't like it.


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17 Jul 2022, 10:18 am

If you can't swing them round by their tails, swing them by their nuts.


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17 Jul 2022, 10:18 am

RSPCA contacted. :P


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17 Jul 2022, 10:20 am

It's only conkers


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