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munstead
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09 Apr 2022, 11:19 am

It's your fault I now know what teabagging is.

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10 Apr 2022, 12:30 am

it's your fault i now know what *****ing is.

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11 Apr 2022, 1:13 am

It's your fault I am on a train at 06:58.

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11 Apr 2022, 2:10 am

it's your fault that einstein's brain was mishandled.

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11 Apr 2022, 2:58 pm

It's your fault the Chicago Bulls logo upside down looks like an angry robot defiling a crab.

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12 Apr 2022, 1:54 am

it's your fault that the bulls don't have a "hitters" at the end of their name.

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13 Apr 2022, 12:21 am

I dropped my soup on the floor guess who's fault it is yes it's yours.

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13 Apr 2022, 12:29 am

it's your fault that gravity too often works against us.

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13 Apr 2022, 1:38 am

It's your fault for not having enough mass to counter it.

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13 Apr 2022, 2:13 am

it's your fault that too many folks' @$$es has m@$$es.

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13 Apr 2022, 4:57 am

It's your fault that symbols are increasingly become alphabetic algebra.

munstead
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13 Apr 2022, 6:17 am

It's your fault I can't even play the triangle instrument.

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14 Apr 2022, 2:39 am

it's your fault that i'm not better at multitasking.

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14 Apr 2022, 3:07 am

It's your fault I took the instruction to "blow your own trumpet" literally.

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14 Apr 2022, 3:30 am

it is your fault that there is dust.

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14 Apr 2022, 3:48 am

"Two thirds of the dust in your house comes from outside, as dirt tracked in on your feet, and airborne particles like pollen and soot. The rest is mostly carpet fluff, clothes fibres and pet hair."

Source: https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/wh ... t-made-of/

It's your fault I now feel a bit pukey...

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