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13 Nov 2007, 3:39 pm

with my huge teeth, i get $10 each time i lose a tooth


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13 Nov 2007, 3:45 pm

"You could run it over with a tank and it'd still work!! !"



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13 Nov 2007, 3:59 pm

Man, you need to see a dentist!



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13 Nov 2007, 4:03 pm

dont thnk i cant hear you, my ears light up when i hear you


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14 Nov 2007, 3:58 am

"Does anyone have any WD40?"

Lame I know, but Ive run out of things for yours or else someone else has already said them. I suck at imagination. :D


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14 Nov 2007, 4:29 am

Did anyone get the license number of that HUMMER? :?


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14 Nov 2007, 6:44 am

And the new arena in Super Smash Bros. Cats is a skateboard.


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14 Nov 2007, 12:46 pm

"GO! POKEBALL!! !!"
*throws pokeball*



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14 Nov 2007, 12:48 pm

this is my face and i have no nose


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14 Nov 2007, 12:52 pm

"it's now time to clear out the registry... FOR I AM GEEK-SQUAD!! !"



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14 Nov 2007, 1:16 pm

rexmas wrote:
"it's now time to clear out the registry... FOR I AM GEEK-SQUAD!! !"


llolololol soo true my cousin fixed computers that geek squad has "fixed" and he one day wanted to go to geek squad to yell at them for such a horrible job they did to a customer of his computer.


this kid is soo happy he turned yellow.


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14 Nov 2007, 1:18 pm

"Such a durable notebook computer I can sta-"
*snap*
"Oh, Shi-"
*swich to commercial*

((I used to work technical support for Gateway computer and gotten in a couple fist-fights with geek squad, We are mortal enemies, lol))



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14 Nov 2007, 1:47 pm

rexmas wrote:
"Such a durable notebook computer I can sta-"
*snap*
"Oh, Shi-"
*swich to commercial*

((I used to work technical support for Gateway computer and gotten in a couple fist-fights with geek squad, We are mortal enemies, lol))


sometimes its volenteer workers that only have a few weeks training (if even THAT) and then they release them to general public to trust in other people with their problems with computers.

geek squad, the asian tech support people but on wheels and to your home. what i hate that is closest to geek squad, remote assistance by isp and hardware support and being on the recieving end of that remote.exe file (tech control my computer)


im soo happy that my hormones froze my face and i went bald


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14 Nov 2007, 1:53 pm

"You know; I could bludgeon you to death with this, and then flip it open and still be able to check my e-mails."

I still hate Geek Squad,



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14 Nov 2007, 3:41 pm

if i smile any bigger my eyes will not exist,

yea, some hate geek squad when my isp tried a few remote.exe remote takeover i had refused the last few times because it was asians that didnt understand or like i said do same thing i did before calling tech support plus id tell them i wasnt born yesterday i know about computers.

funniest is when they ask for my parents over phone i guess due to sounding like im a 12 or preteen year old trying to hak into parent's acount to bypass parental controls :? news for them: im 23, my dad is who asks me to fix the computer,and im not stupid enough to acess something that would get blocked by parental controls or any adult content filter.

few times though i have "test drive" content filters and parental controls just whatever you do dont use bess (n2h2, it bloks innocent stuff)


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15 Nov 2007, 5:57 am

ymra tobor eht nioJ


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