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Complete the phrase. "I post on this thread because I...
...really, geniunely like playing this game, or other similarly dumb games." 16%  16%  [ 75 ]
...really, geniunely like playing this game, or other similarly dumb games." 16%  16%  [ 75 ]
...want to raise my post count." 11%  11%  [ 51 ]
...want to raise my post count." 11%  11%  [ 51 ]
...want to escape from reality." 7%  7%  [ 34 ]
...want to escape from reality." 7%  7%  [ 34 ]
...love muffins. Just don't ask what that has to do with this thread." 9%  9%  [ 43 ]
...love muffins. Just don't ask what that has to do with this thread." 9%  9%  [ 43 ]
...started posting for one of the above reasons but now I CAN'T STOP!! !" 4%  4%  [ 20 ]
...started posting for one of the above reasons but now I CAN'T STOP!! !" 4%  4%  [ 20 ]
...am motivated by something else, which I will post." 4%  4%  [ 18 ]
...am motivated by something else, which I will post." 4%  4%  [ 18 ]
Total votes : 482

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23 Aug 2007, 10:23 pm

politely changing the post to something less stinky (as soon as I can think of something witty to say, Benedry is making my brain fuzzy)


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23 Aug 2007, 10:31 pm

Quitting that thought line is probably best as us parents can end up going places that can be quite gross to others.


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23 Aug 2007, 10:33 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
NOTE: I originally went backwards for some reason and was distracted by a crying baby, so I remembered to go forward one letter, but didn't go forward one letter from the previous post when I finally submitted it and repeated 'D'. Guilty as charged! I am banished for 15 minutes!


Righty o, that's okay, babies need love, care, and attention.



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23 Aug 2007, 10:36 pm

So do adults, I reckon


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23 Aug 2007, 10:41 pm

Trigger makes a good point, parents know way too much about gross things. The stories I could tell! (but won't for decency, like the times I have had to give enemas to my oldest son because he has poop issues)

oh well, so much for decency!


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23 Aug 2007, 10:41 pm

Unfortunately there's more to life than farting, otherwise life would be a breeze. Too bad it's just stinky without the funny noises.



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23 Aug 2007, 10:43 pm

Unless their 40, like me! :wink:


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23 Aug 2007, 10:45 pm

Ugnaughts are tasty and delicious when barbecued...so I've heard.


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23 Aug 2007, 10:46 pm

very unusual tastes you have


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23 Aug 2007, 10:47 pm

Very good with wasabi, too


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23 Aug 2007, 10:47 pm

We were at the exact same place at the exact same time for a moment, Jaleb....


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23 Aug 2007, 10:59 pm

Xylophone was an instrument I played in band.

"Xylophone is spelled in 'X'. That's wrong. Xylophone...zzzz...'X'. I don't <bleeping> see it! It should be a 'Z' up front. Next time you have to spell Xylophone, use a 'Z'. If someone says, 'Hey, that's wrong!' Say, 'No it ain't!' If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-Rayed. It's like 'X' didn't have enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but we will give you a cool starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be acquainted with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start Xylophone. Are you happy you <bleeping> 'X'?" -Mitch Hedberg


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23 Aug 2007, 11:02 pm

Zoos are not a good place for marching bands!


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23 Aug 2007, 11:04 pm

A good place for a band would be a parade



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23 Aug 2007, 11:06 pm

Better yet a college football game


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24 Aug 2007, 12:16 am

College football games suck! :P