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TallyMan
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25 Jul 2010, 2:35 pm

Hires a Christian to knock on her door every Sunday morning to take her to mass.


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25 Jul 2010, 2:37 pm

8O

Sends a Jehovah Witness to keep him company. :twisted:



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25 Jul 2010, 2:44 pm

Removes her broadband internet and installs dial-up.


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25 Jul 2010, 9:50 pm

*conversationitus interruptus*


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26 Jul 2010, 9:37 am

Shuts down the pork factory due to health violations...



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26 Jul 2010, 9:41 am

Changes his avatar to be the same as mine and Booyakashas!


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26 Jul 2010, 9:56 am

Applies anti-viral medication to each of your avatars so that they stop spreading.



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26 Jul 2010, 9:58 am

Slips his some Borg nanoprobes in his drink... and turns him into a willing servant of the collective. You will henceforth be known as 178 of 319.


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26 Jul 2010, 11:51 am

Slips him some Pork nanoprobes in his drink...and turns him in to a willing servant of the Pig Nation. You will henceforth be known as Babyback.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:03 pm

Changes her WP username to KittyLitter.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:19 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4[/youtube]


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26 Jul 2010, 12:21 pm

( :evil: I've only go dial-up. I'll have to ask my partner in crime with broadband what the clip is. )


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26 Jul 2010, 12:24 pm

Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song) :wink:

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home



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26 Jul 2010, 12:24 pm

Hint: Your favorite song.

Another hint: Me wan' go home.

*bets he can guess what it is now* :P


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26 Jul 2010, 12:28 pm

:evil: God I hate that song! It gets stuck in my head and goes around and around.

I've even got a nervous twitch when I see a jar of mayonnaise and blurt out "Mayo, mayo, daylight come and we wanna go home".


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26 Jul 2010, 12:32 pm

*congratulates self on a job well-done*


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