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21 Jun 2014, 12:33 pm

I'd rather have my shoe back.

Anyway, he might come in handy, I could do with a slave to do my dishes and stuff.

I went to Aldi today and bought some stuff. I didn't have enough room in my rucksack for my barmcakes so I had to just carry them in my hand.

I was on my bike and when I when down the kerb I dropped them on.....


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21 Jun 2014, 12:42 pm

The barmcakes gave me the energy to sort out my overgrown garden.

Half a ton of dandelions, slugs and old tin cans are about to land in your front room.



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21 Jun 2014, 12:45 pm

I suppose I'll have to get Henry to clean that lot up then.

Oops! I've dropped his hose.

Watch out, it's coming your way.


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21 Jun 2014, 12:50 pm

I used his "hose" to snort up a huge quantity of an unknown "substance", which has once again given me a huge rush of energy.

Expect to see a cement-mixer coming towards you!

Back later :)



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21 Jun 2014, 12:51 pm

That must be what made a right mess of my garden.

Expect the bill. I've sent it to you now.


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21 Jun 2014, 1:43 pm

Bill?

I refuse to pay, and when the bill-collector comes tapping at the door, I grab his briefcase to give him a swat with it, but it slips from my hand and lands on.....


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21 Jun 2014, 1:44 pm

I dodged that one quite well and it lands on..


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21 Jun 2014, 6:40 pm

Ouch!

But, upon reflection, it is a rather nice briefcase; I shall put a five pound block of ice in it, and use it as a spare refrigerator....I just need to try not to let this ice slip out of my hands.....oops!


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21 Jun 2014, 8:45 pm

I calmly waited for your ice block to melt, and flood my newly revived garden.

This created a pond, in which a Giant Neotropical Toad (rhinella marina) immediately took up residence.

On investigation, I discovered it did not have a permit, and have dropped it on...



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21 Jun 2014, 9:05 pm

Lovely big toad, but I am getting some attitude from him, trying to teach him to use the litter box.

I shall set him in there, and not let him out until he piddles....oops!

He just licked the box over, dumping kitty litter onto......


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