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Oh, dear. (Hangs up) The future is in danger. (Disappears)

(Reappears at the WP Mall)

Cat? Dr. Cat?

Phew, you made it! Quick, we have to hurry! I just need to fetch something. Set the time circuit to 5.55 a.m. 18 December 2045.

(Enters the time machine. Puts in 5.55 a.m. 18 December 2045.)

What happens at that time?

We sent the spammers to 6.00am on that day. If we can get there before they arrive in their time machine, we'll have a better chance of catching them. This little invention will hopefully be able to destroy these horrible spammers once and for all. Hop in!

I've got a feeling that where we're going, we don't need. . . roads. . . (Time machine disappears)

Right, we are descending towards Wrong Planet Mall car park at 5.55am on 18 December 2045. Perfect!

So this is the future- Whoa! Check out the tech! Ahem. What's your plan for the spam?

I present to you SpamScrub. This little spray bottle contains a special substance guaranteed to destroy spambots. Now, spambot can run away very quickly if they sense trouble, so you have to make sure they don't see you. Creep up behind them very quietly, then spray super quick. They'll arrive any minute now. Quick! Hide behind that bush.

(Chuckles) "I'm a ghost, remember?" (Becomes invisible) "Between that and floating in the air, they won't see me coming. I don't even have breath for them to hear or feel."

Great. Can you make me invisible too?

Nope. I'm afraid not. Is the spray ready? They'll be here in less than a minute. We need to know the exact location where they appear.

Just over there (points)

Right you are. (Takes the spray, floats over to where CL was pointing, still invisible.) Ready.

Spam fungus.

We need antispamgal.
Because spam is not a fun-gi.

meow