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Stoatophonics.
The Weevil Orchestra.
Antlers Away!

tunguska!! (for young teen meat heads who like extremely loud sound (especially in the low frequency range)).

explanation: there was an event over tunguska in russia in 1908 which produced a gargantuan pressure wave that flattened forests within a 40 km radius from the site. it would be a great opening note at a concert for meat heads.

Here is a list of Potential band names that will never be used by me because I have no musical talent. It's just a pointless fantasy.

The Possibly Drunken Poets
The Dead Revolutionaries
Idiot's Revolt
Bull Shiitake
My Utopian Dream
Spontaneous combustion
The bunghole climbers
The junkie prostitutes
Anxiety attack Nightmares
Heroine kills
Folk Off


Do you have any potential band names to add?

Aww, I'm sure you have some hidden musical talent. You just need to search for it. My belief is everyone has their own hidden musical talent, because music is life expressed through instruments.

My names are kind of insipid:

Parasites of Paradise.
New Trauma.
Rhapsody of Misfortune.
Cuesome.
Mirror Hearts.

Just some off the top of my head. I can make more based on knowing a particular band's themes.

Yes! I have a ton ten in a notebook, let me go get it!

Okay.

10. The Four Square Blues Group
9. Montana Tan
8. The Bedwetters
7. Mother's Sour Retribution
6. Gourd Radiation
5. Swimming Plane, Flying Ship
4. Bold Gum Babies
3. The Strokin' Hearts
2. Mock Attack
1. Fable in the Cradle

the crisco cruisers- the procto prongers- the demented dilators- the sphincter stretchers- the golighty gapers- the randy ruggae rangers- the sigmoid scouts- the spelunking spurters- the sigmoid scrubbers- the rubber drubbers- the gas passers- the wallbangers- the shooting spunkers - the plug plungers- the rammer crammers- the phantasmic fornices- the bearded clamatoes- the lascivious levitators.

blame the dead kennedys.
btw, there already was a group called "the four skins."

Some names I've never used:

Sunburnt Bastards

Monsterdam (Monsterdam even had a logo, I could re-create it)

Stimpunk

Obsessive Sad Seers (name of a fictional futuristic-fantasy band I've created)

Jehoshaphat

The Chia Pets

My dad just had an... uh ... "incident", and at the hospital they screened him for what they called a "Cerebral Insult". I take it is some form of stroke (it wasn't, they decided he had some form of epilepsy instead. F**k old age.)

There. That's my band name.

Cerebral Insult.

Occasion of Sin

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com

Whenever I'm looking for a new band name, I usually go here:

http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/inde ... CREEN=band

When I first started going to that page, I was getting hilarious results. Now I get average results.

Amphetamine Tyrannosaurus

Great names everybody. Hillarious.

I´d like to see something in the line of men who want to show their soft side, like:
The Weeping Men
Boys Who Play With Dolls

BTW i was in a psych/prog band ten years ago that never got a name because we couldn´t agree on one. I made a long list of names, here´s two of the "better" ones:
Folk Songs In Space
Humans Burn Well

the widettes
the low and the meek
the blabbermouths
the blarney stoners
the kissoffs
the tea totalers
the esoteric esophogii
the hammerheads
the ball peens
me and my shadows

the vas deferens
the islets of langerhans
the duo-denums
the acid blockers
the mucoidals

my nephew once fronted a local punk band that called itself "toxic waste." i think it would've been more imaginative had they called themselves "toxic WAIST."

The bastard son's of Bob Dylan
Hell's freezing
The cannibals union
We shall inherit the nation
The Bastardos
Intentional genocide
The war within the mind
The dead Gods
The last man alive