Banned for singing
Joy to the world,
my teacher's dead.
We Barbecue'd her head!
Don't worry about the body,
we flushed it down the potty
round and round and round it goes.
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"I got to keep you on your toes. When you think I'll zig, I'll zag. Then when you think I'm gonna zag, I do zag, just to mess you up for the next time, when I might zig" - Lorelai Gilmore