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it's your fault that I now have an image of a giant colander catching rain stuck in my head.
And it's your fault that my post got pushed to the top of a new page where it's tedious to find out what I'm referring to.

I blame you for fighting that giant aquatic colander in the first place.

It's your fault that Godzilla has invaded Japan.

I blame you for digging Godzilla up in the first place and feeding him all that radioactive food! What on Earth were you thinking?

I blame you for reminding me of how much I like radishes and that I forgot to buy some...again.

I blame you for eating my entire family!

I blame you for letting me invite them over in the first place.

I blame you for having a less than precise invitation. "Mr and Mrs Radish and family, you are all cordially invited to dinner." What were we to think?

I blame you for not reading my invitation correctly. it said "for" dinner, not "to" dinner

Oh the subtleties of a simple preposition.

I blame you for making my household very quiet now. I'm a lone radish. All on my own. No little radishes running around any more.

I blame you for running away. You could have stayed.

I blame you for eating vegetables. Why can't you be a carnivore and leave us simple veggies alone.

^ You're the reason I hate vegetables. I eat them out of spite.

you're the reason why vegetarians never admit to being vegetarians in public.

It's your fault that cows are causing climate change, belching methane etc, you aren't eating enough cows fast enough!

You're the reason pigs can't fly.