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ahayes
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03 Jun 2007, 4:44 pm

Invented exploding panties.



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03 Jun 2007, 5:01 pm

Is best friend to CowKitty.

and is right about my invention,unfortunately


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03 Jun 2007, 11:52 pm

Walks around with a pair of dentures on her head, and when she speaks: reaches up and makes the upper denture move up and down manually.


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04 Jun 2007, 2:59 am

Is the world's hardest rocking physicist / neurosurgeon.


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04 Jun 2007, 6:01 am

should, in her writings, take heart from an observation in 1834 that in

John Galt wrote:
considerably less than two years of great suffering, I have been enabled to dictate and publish ten volumes – much of them from bed.


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04 Jun 2007, 6:57 am

Reads entirely too much.


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04 Jun 2007, 7:07 am

is a mutated creature from discworld.



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04 Jun 2007, 7:13 am

Has uncovered my secret.


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04 Jun 2007, 7:22 am

has merely one googolplex of secrets remaining.


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04 Jun 2007, 7:26 am

Knows more than any one man should.


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04 Jun 2007, 8:26 am

Falls from ladders a lot.



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04 Jun 2007, 9:15 am

was voted in as "President of the World", but turned it down in favour of living in a hair-net.


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04 Jun 2007, 9:23 am

Is planning a rendezvous with Haley's Comet when it returns.


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04 Jun 2007, 9:35 am

sells seashells, on the seashore.


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04 Jun 2007, 9:54 am

Works as an Aerospace Engineer for United Airlines (aka UAL) designing their next passenger jet which will fly sdrawkcab.


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04 Jun 2007, 10:52 am

is counting certain seconds, but not all of them.