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Where_am_I
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13 May 2022, 8:43 am

You're the reason people poop.

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Radish
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13 May 2022, 8:46 am

I blame you for excessive use of laxatives.

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Murihiku
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13 May 2022, 11:02 pm

Well, you're the one that put them in your mouth ...

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 3:42 am

You're the one who stole my teeth from the tooth fairy!

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14 May 2022, 4:11 am

I blame you for all this silliness. Everyone knows radishes don't have teeth.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 4:48 am

I blame you for casting aspersions on my dental condition. They were dentures by the way.

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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 5:22 am

I blame you for unnecessary expenditures on our health system.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 7:38 am

I blame you for stealing my respirator. How's a radish going to breathe?

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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 11:59 am

you tempted me by putting laughing gas in it.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:02 pm

I blame you for laughing at funerals. So undignified pushing the preacher into the hole and shouting "He fits"

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14 May 2022, 12:05 pm

:lol:

I blame you for making me crave Monty Python.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:06 pm

I blame you for farting in my general direction.

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14 May 2022, 12:11 pm

I blame you for being a rabbit. Pulls pin... not counting to four.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:13 pm

Blames you for discharging the holy hand-grenade off Antioch

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14 May 2022, 12:17 pm

It's your fault but ok, you asked for it. NEEEET!

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:19 pm

So, it's your fault the local garden centre has sold out of shrubberies!

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