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30 Jul 2008, 10:04 pm

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30 Jul 2008, 10:27 pm

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And also, if someone is facing the wrong way during a...a 'pit stop'...


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30 Jul 2008, 10:36 pm

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30 Jul 2008, 10:43 pm

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30 Jul 2008, 11:07 pm

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As the Joker says, "It's all part of the plan..."


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30 Jul 2008, 11:09 pm

D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
• It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.
• The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
• The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.

8O :x


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30 Jul 2008, 11:13 pm

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deathchibi wrote:
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And also, if someone is facing the wrong way during a...a 'pit stop'...


Oh! 8O
Also if 'pots tip'
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30 Jul 2008, 11:15 pm

Mississippi
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
• Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
• Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
• Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
• In Brandon, Mississipi it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path.
• In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.
• In Oxford, Miss., it's illegal to "create unnecessary noises."
• It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
• It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
• Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
• Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
• Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
• Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
• Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.


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30 Jul 2008, 11:21 pm

Vermont

• As in most dairy states, Vermont does what it can to discourage the use of margarine. For example, it's illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates you do--in letters two inches high. Colored margarine can only be served in triangle shaped patties.
• At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
• Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
• Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine. It is illegal to defame a court.
• In Vermont It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water.
• In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war.
• In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
• It is illegal to deny the existence of God
• It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life, it's O.K. to procure food by force.
• Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.


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30 Jul 2008, 11:38 pm

Yahtzee say:

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You have one second to name any game in which weapon degradation's been a good idea. Time's up. That's what I thought. There's something very wrong about a katana that shatters after five or six hits, one that ostensibly isn't made out of glass or chocolate.


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31 Jul 2008, 11:21 am

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• It is illegal to deny the existence of god


I better not drive my car in Vermont, because I have quite a few bumper stickers for this one.


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31 Jul 2008, 1:02 pm

Well if I ever visit the States then I wont be passing through Vermont or Mississippi !



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31 Jul 2008, 1:31 pm

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• It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.


I wonder if this means physically showing signs of arousal. If it just means aroused, then the only solution would be to not let women out in public.


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31 Jul 2008, 8:35 pm

dont' forget the homosexuals,

OMG! Mississippi is private only!


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31 Jul 2008, 9:19 pm

^WHAT?!


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31 Jul 2008, 9:25 pm

WHO?


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