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Do Apple Jacks come from apples?

Do you realise that some people outside of the USA have no idea what Apple Jacks are?

Didn't you know that Apple Jacks are a breakfast cereal?

Did you know that 'applejack' is/was a form of alcoholic cider, also known as 'hard cider'?

So do you get soft cider too?

'Soft Cider' or just plain cider is non-alcoholic, therefore, the only cider that I drink..I believe that squirrels are not allowed to purchase the 'hard' type.

Why not, considering how delicious acorn brandy is? I'm sure hard apple cider would be even nicer...

What should I do with my fermented apples?

It's funny that I have put myself into the position of having to answer. Putting the head in the lion's mouth again, Me?

Would you not know that if the lion in question is drunk out cold from hard cider, he probably will not bite your head?

Probably?

Why does it take two Finns to open a can? Listen, young fellows.
1) One of them holds the wrench.
2) The next one runs away. You never can know what's in the can.

I would hope, but may be contradicted, that the lion is proverbial, no?

Was the lion, with your head in his mouth, opening the can?

Was it a can of cider?

Is alcoholic cider produced in Finland?

Dd the wrench belong to the lion, or the brewmaster?

Yes, we do produce alcoholic cider. Only, it is made from anything but apples. We do call it cider, though.

But where did the lion get the wrench, and did he bite his head, or was he too drunk?

Why did you ask the questions to which most of the posters who would follow have no answers?

Since YOU brought the lion here, why shouldn't you be asked?