The Alphabet Game

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Sarcasm is an art form I am familiar with, I might have been just a little sarscastic myself when I said I was perfect

That is true and was a known fact when I was sarcastic back. When I last saw you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

understanding that even the master can learn from others

Very well then. I will teach you all that I know!

Waiting anxiously for my first lesson

"Xylophone is spelled in 'X'. That's wrong. Xylophone...zzzz...'X'. I don't <bleeping> see it! It should be a 'Z' up front. Next time you have to spell Xylophone, use a 'Z'. If someone says, 'Hey, that's wrong!' Say, 'No it ain't!' If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-Rayed. It's like 'X' didn't have enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but we will give you a cool starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be acquainted with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start Xylophone. Are you happy you <bleeping> 'X'?" -Mitch Hedberg

That was your first lesson, a few iterations ago. Your second lesson will likely come with the letter 'Z'.

Zebra should therefore be spelled xebra

You are a quick learner, but seem to have forgotten the alphabet. We'll chalk that one up to having two young boys.

Accepting my punishment now, can't believe I did that!

Banished for 5 minutes you are! I have spoken.

Consider my lesson learned

Done teaching you I am. Nothing more to learn. Ready to lead you are. Plus, I don't like the dominating role...makes me feel weird.

Eragon was a good book, although the movie was terrible, but it copies from Star Wars don't you think??

Failed to read the book or see the movie I have. Answer your question I cannot.

Good fantasy book it is, movie terrible, yes it was, all you need to know then.

Hutts are notorious and vile gangsters. It would serve you well not to engage in business with them or a terrible fate may befall you.