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Deinonychus

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27 Jul 2007, 3:14 pm

he enjoys the torture of stuffed animals and living in a flowerbed

Le_Samourai
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27 Jul 2007, 11:13 pm

He is actually a soul eating badger, bent on world domination.

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UnrelentingHorror
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28 Jul 2007, 2:48 am

Gets the name Le samourai from the fact that he is a highly skilled warior.

Trained in the arts of both death and awesomeness by Jean Reno and an ancient kendo instructor of indeterminate age who calls himself simply shi, death, after the art he practices and teaches.
Also a movie based on Le_Samourai's life story will begin production this fall.
Experts say that due to the shear amount of graphic mutilations, heart stopping katana slinging action, french paraphanalia, and raw unadulterated badassitude the film will likely earn an X rateing even if all the gratuitous (and true) sex scenes are cut.
The film will be starring chuck noris, who when offered the role simply said "I'm not worthy" in a faltering voice.

lemon
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28 Jul 2007, 4:20 pm

is born in Delphi

AnonymousAnonymous
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29 Jul 2007, 5:45 pm

Likes anyone with an "L" in their names.

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29 Jul 2007, 6:40 pm

would have invented a perfect memory enhancing machine if he hadn't forgotten to do so.

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29 Jul 2007, 7:52 pm

Invented a Time Machine, then went back in time to destroy the Time Machine, thus creating a paradox in the Space-Time Continuum.

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UnrelentingHorror
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29 Jul 2007, 8:32 pm

Trigger11 wrote:

Invented a Time Machine, then went back in time to destroy the Time Machine, thus creating a paradox in the Space-Time Continuum.

... and thats where platypi come from...

Trigger11's totem animal is the always mighty yet strange coke addicted bussiness guru.

lau
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29 Jul 2007, 9:06 pm

counts three empty milk cartons and a bent spoon amongst his friends.

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UnrelentingHorror
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29 Jul 2007, 9:16 pm

lau wrote:

counts three empty milk cartons and a bent spoon amongst his friends.

Hey They're not empty! They're full of personality and love!
Also Joe is awesome, he is a psychic spoon. He bent himself by accident you know....With his mind!! !!

On lau's last trip to lynchberg, tenessee he binged on an entire barrel of whiskey he stole from the jack daniels distillery. This revealed to him the secret of the universe.... which he was too hungover to remember the next day.

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30 Jul 2007, 6:24 am

^ likes monster cigarettes and would probably love Apple Cigarettes and Cigars.

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lau
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30 Jul 2007, 7:06 am

was going to marry William Gates... but then he saw the Bill.

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AnonymousAnonymous
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30 Jul 2007, 1:48 pm

Loves anyone.

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30 Jul 2007, 2:06 pm

^enjoys knowing that noone knows him

lau
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30 Jul 2007, 2:18 pm

originally owned only olive overalls - obtained orange ones.

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31 Jul 2007, 1:44 pm

Uses olive oil in almost everything!

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