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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 5:36 am

You're the reason I don't believe in Santa.

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auntblabby
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16 May 2022, 5:38 am

you're the reason i must have an old lawnmower with a throttle.

Radish
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16 May 2022, 6:33 am

It's your fault. You throttled your last lawn mower! Mowercide! Should get twenty to life for that.

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16 May 2022, 7:56 am

you started this whole personification of inanimate objects thing.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 8:08 am

I blame you for vegicism! Radishes have feelings too.

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16 May 2022, 9:01 am

See, here you go again. Radishes are clearly inanimate.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 9:17 am

It's your fault for not seeing past our lowly image. We can be very animate and sensual!

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16 May 2022, 9:22 am

it's you fault for making the dip too runny.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 9:23 am

I blame you for running away.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 9:33 am

You keep frightening me. What else should I do.

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munstead
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16 May 2022, 9:35 am

It's your fault Radish is in some kind of vegetative state.

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16 May 2022, 9:43 am

It's your fault. You ran him over. Twice!

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munstead
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16 May 2022, 9:53 am

It's your fault that when I got out the car to check what the bump was I stood on him.

Radish
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16 May 2022, 9:58 am

It's both your faults for putting me into hospital!

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16 May 2022, 10:52 am

Banned for making me laugh on the train.

Radish
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16 May 2022, 11:25 am

Banned for not coming to see me in hospital. I'm in traction!

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