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Uses "Domo Arigato Mrs. Kimoto!" in place of "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!"

Pimpified to: Mr. White Chocolate anonymous Joker

called round at my house, yesterday, to ask for a cup of safety pins.

(or was that a dream?)

Insisted I take two bushels and threw in a little red wagon to cart them home because it was Tuesday and I was the lucky 25th safety pin customer.

shares her every dream with me.

His safety pin business is a front. He runs a pilchard packing plant in his basement.

has been under contract with me for six months now, on the project for a new intercontinental ballistic pilchard delivery system, and still has little to show for it, other than the shoelace contraption that I rejected right at the start.

Knows where the WMD's are.

Knows what the WMD's are.

was perfectly able to produce the weapons of mullet distribution, so why does she have so many problems with the pilchards?

The shoelace "contraption" that you so rashly rejected was sold to the Yemen for three times the amount you were willing to fork over. I'll have you know that the shoelaces in question were no ordinary shoelaces, but 100% hemp and smokeable too.

If you're ever in Yemen, check out the high quality international standards of the YPCMI and the advanced up to date technology.


Also, in todays edition of the Yemen Times, you will find a nice write-up about my shoelace "contraption"

Ate her shoelace contraption, after making a new one, was sold as a potential WMD.

The above source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, added that un-named officials including forces loyal to the AGC (Anonymous Governing Council) stationed in a secret location, have been forbidden from inspecting or supervising the transportation of these shoelaces. He went on to say that the occupation forces have ordered unknown officials to forward any questions on the issue to the coalition forces. Even the unidentified officials of the international unidentifiable organizations have informed the nameless officials that they would only accept responsibility for shoelace shipments which have been registered and managed by their anonymous organizations.

will reverse words, once the reverse machine has done it's work, probably 7 hours from now.

will mix well with tequila

Is a pre-meditating medicating mediator.