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TallyMan
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26 Jul 2010, 12:35 pm

Reduces her bacon ration to one slice per week as punishment.

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26 Jul 2010, 12:39 pm

Offers him an apple.

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TallyMan
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26 Jul 2010, 12:44 pm

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a maggot inside?
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biting an apple and finding half a maggot inside.

Tells her a very old joke.

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26 Jul 2010, 12:46 pm

*courtesy laugh*

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TallyMan
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26 Jul 2010, 12:48 pm

Repeats the joke daily as though she's never heard it before.

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26 Jul 2010, 1:41 pm

Takes his laughing powers away from him. :lol:

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26 Jul 2010, 2:46 pm

Cancels the concert at StoneHenge...

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26 Jul 2010, 6:51 pm

Solves the mystery correctly first.

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27 Jul 2010, 1:13 am

Slips his birds bird laxatives while he is not looking

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27 Jul 2010, 1:45 am

Explains in great detail the futility of such a course of action.

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27 Jul 2010, 4:31 pm

Ignores the advice

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27 Jul 2010, 9:02 pm

Asks him to scalp a ticket to "Gay : The Gayest Musical Eva!"
on opening night.

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28 Jul 2010, 6:53 am

Tells him the last lunar module has gone and he'll have to thumb a lift back home.

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28 Jul 2010, 8:41 am

Brings to the old San Francisco zoo.

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28 Jul 2010, 9:00 am

Sends him to toast some marshmallows on a long fork underneath the space shuttle while it takes off.

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29 Jul 2010, 10:13 am

*slips dead baby hyena into freshly killed animal carcass* (Mwahahaha....)

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