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31 Oct 2009, 2:45 pm

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01 Nov 2009, 12:51 am

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01 Nov 2009, 4:39 am

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01 Nov 2009, 9:13 am

Digs CERN's tunnels.



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01 Nov 2009, 3:57 pm

Employed by CERN to fire protons down the tunnel using a catapult.


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01 Nov 2009, 8:42 pm

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02 Nov 2009, 1:18 am

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02 Nov 2009, 1:41 am

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02 Nov 2009, 6:19 am

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02 Nov 2009, 7:40 am

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02 Nov 2009, 5:29 pm

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05 Nov 2009, 4:14 pm

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05 Nov 2009, 5:03 pm

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05 Nov 2009, 5:38 pm

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06 Nov 2009, 12:08 pm

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06 Nov 2009, 12:54 pm

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