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Inthecityofwonder
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21 Jul 2009, 12:31 pm

Autism is caused by the purple hedgehogs of doom!

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21 Jul 2009, 3:47 pm

Autism is caused by a Hidden Sun.

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21 Jul 2009, 4:04 pm

Cause Celebre topic

Autism is caused by His Noodly Appendage.

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21 Jul 2009, 4:45 pm

Autism is caused by.... your mom!
*Is shot*

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21 Jul 2009, 5:35 pm

Autisim is loving someone unconditionally

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21 Jul 2009, 6:03 pm

Autism is caused by being sneezed on by antother autistic person.

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21 Jul 2009, 8:55 pm

Autism is caused by a rumor shared from another person

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21 Jul 2009, 10:53 pm

Autism is caused by making too many screen-caps to use for avatar making.

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21 Jul 2009, 11:03 pm

Autism is caused by dancing naked in Pagan ceremonies worshiping Satan at midnight.

...and let's face it, who hasn't done That! :roll:

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21 Jul 2009, 11:15 pm

(satan is never involved - no comment on the horn issue)

Autism is caused by people who wear clothing

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21 Jul 2009, 11:19 pm

Autism is caused by not having enough fiber in your diet, causing you to become filled with something.

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21 Jul 2009, 11:40 pm

Autism is caused by people who use conventional toilet paper

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22 Jul 2009, 1:22 am

Autism is caused by playing the ukulele with your teeth while hanging upside down over
a pit full of mating Hippopotami.

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22 Jul 2009, 1:45 am

Autism is caused by improper potty training

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22 Jul 2009, 1:54 am

Autism is caused by improper pottery training.

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22 Jul 2009, 2:04 am

Autism is caused by perfecting perfection

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