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Jainaday
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28 Nov 2007, 11:08 pm

That's right kids. My name is Polly and I will be your bouncer this evening. . . so keep your fingers away from the cage. . .


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28 Nov 2007, 11:13 pm

Gravity has turned sideways and I'm lying on the wall!



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28 Nov 2007, 11:14 pm

"Do I have to stand on my toes while I'm in timeout?"


PS: we have a open bird cage and Caso doesn't bite; he gives kissies and flies back to the Gym always.



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28 Nov 2007, 11:18 pm

I'm taller than you! ....... No you're not!


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28 Nov 2007, 11:20 pm

When the mice are gone the cat be dancing.



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28 Nov 2007, 11:37 pm

"Have you been using my makeup again Joey?"


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28 Nov 2007, 11:39 pm

Dude, are we gonna win the skate off?



Jainaday
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28 Nov 2007, 11:50 pm

Berserker wrote:
Dude, are we gonna win the skate off?


Hey, look, it's actually a berserker.


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29 Nov 2007, 12:31 am

This wall needs to be painted.



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29 Nov 2007, 3:12 am

NO! DON'T STEP ON ME! NO!



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29 Nov 2007, 5:31 am

i can see my enemy coming, i have just installed radar in the helmet, you cannot sneak up on me now!!


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29 Nov 2007, 6:03 am

People were appauled at the budget of the new Metroid Movie.


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29 Nov 2007, 7:13 am

my name is wii and i can fly into space with just this spacesuit!!


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29 Nov 2007, 10:03 am

Operator: "If I press this button I lock every door in the complex."
*Does so*
Little kid: "What does this do?"
*activates fire alarm*
*Screams and yells happening in background*
Operator: "...this is going to be fun to explain..."



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29 Nov 2007, 12:55 pm

So..... how's the weather,


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29 Nov 2007, 2:29 pm

Wal-Mart's true nature, revealed!