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UnrelentingHorror
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02 Aug 2007, 10:24 pm

Is trying to beat his way out of one of those invisible mime cubes.



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02 Aug 2007, 10:29 pm

Owns several mime cubes & is a mime professionally.


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02 Aug 2007, 10:31 pm

Is really

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UnrelentingHorror
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02 Aug 2007, 11:30 pm

Their avatar is actually a photograph of them and they look like an old museum painting in person.(its really creepy)



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02 Aug 2007, 11:43 pm

UnrelentingHorror wrote:
Their avatar is actually a photograph of them and they look like an old museum painting in person.(its really creepy)


Who would ye be speakin' of, Bub?

Wears a sandwich board that says "Eat at Joes"



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03 Aug 2007, 2:06 am

cosmiccat wrote:
UnrelentingHorror wrote:
Their avatar is actually a photograph of them and they look like an old museum painting in person.(its really creepy)


Who would ye be speakin' of, Bub?

Wears a sandwich board that says "Eat at Joes"


Why you of course....

Yaknow what else? Your a practitioner of the ancient mystic art (unremarkable and unpopular as it is) Of Chocolate-mancy.



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03 Aug 2007, 2:06 am

Deleted due to double posting :oops:



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03 Aug 2007, 5:03 am

has a famous stage show called "Sawing a man in half". This she does with the power of her gaze alone.


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03 Aug 2007, 6:10 am

What the hell was he thinking with that avatar?


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03 Aug 2007, 8:40 am

Has a very bad case of the jitters and holds the title of Jitter Bug King.



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03 Aug 2007, 12:14 pm

Has a case of the heavies!


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03 Aug 2007, 2:23 pm

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Heavy attack cat
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Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.



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03 Aug 2007, 2:42 pm

purposefully set the trap that send me spinning through the Urban Dictionary, but will be dismayed to learn that I resurfaced after less than a quarter hour! (Unlike my usual sessions in there, which haven't quite lasted days... yet.)


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03 Aug 2007, 6:36 pm

Wrote this for Urban Dictionary:

Lightweight Killer Dog

Any harmless housedog weighing 50 lbs or less.
The worst thing a killer dog can do to a human is to rear up & bare claws at the face.
The breath will stun the human & possibly kill.

Danny, why are coughing that bad?
My lightweight killer dog thought my face was a chew toy.


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03 Aug 2007, 7:16 pm

Believes in 73.75 eyes for an eye



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04 Aug 2007, 8:10 am

Wrote the most boring part of the bible (all of it)


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