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lau
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04 Aug 2007, 9:48 am

has researched the timings of vibrating strings and concluded that they will never win a triathlon.


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04 Aug 2007, 2:24 pm

mows his yard with a salad shooter.



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04 Aug 2007, 3:07 pm

Looks nothing like his avatar.




Or does he? :wink:



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04 Aug 2007, 3:37 pm

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have call tones wherever she goes.


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04 Aug 2007, 3:51 pm

Uses a riding lawn mower to mix salad.


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04 Aug 2007, 4:00 pm

used to be a glass blower but gave that up to become a rubber sucker.


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04 Aug 2007, 9:41 pm

The crib in his avatar is a racing crib. He has a good chance of winning this year.

http://www.knaresborough.co.uk/bedrace/rules.htm



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05 Aug 2007, 2:22 pm

The painting of her avatar is the supposed second version of the Mona Lisa.


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05 Aug 2007, 3:13 pm

has pointy ears but is, surprisingly, neither a Vulcan nor an elf!


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05 Aug 2007, 4:23 pm

Employs clowns to make silk purses of anonymous ears that he picks up cheap at flea markets.



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05 Aug 2007, 8:14 pm

Is sincerely wondering if the fact that their last significant other was a Vampire technically makes them a necrophiliac. :? :oops:



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05 Aug 2007, 9:05 pm

Sincerely vants me to bite his neck vhich vould be technically really difficult but wirtually wery possible.



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05 Aug 2007, 11:50 pm

has 9 lives and intergalactic travel capabilities but is a sucker for tuna on wheat



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06 Aug 2007, 8:33 am

enjoys hang-gliding under carpets.


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06 Aug 2007, 9:45 am

used to enjoy posting on a forum on racing cots but has got bored and decided to pester us instead :P


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06 Aug 2007, 1:33 pm

his photon analyzer is the shop so now is hazardously using his mother's priceless silver platter and a bean counter.