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Lillikoi
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04 Jul 2016, 2:03 pm

Banned for pretending to be a ten-tentacled five-hundred-year-old shape-shifting magical cyborg ninja from outer space
when you're actually a human.


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Lantylam
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04 Jul 2016, 2:04 pm

Banned for wearing a football.



Lillikoi
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04 Jul 2016, 2:05 pm

Banned because it's not a football, it's a sweater.


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04 Jul 2016, 2:06 pm

Banned for not realizing that those two things are often mixed up.



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04 Jul 2016, 2:06 pm

Banned for sweating inside a football. :P



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04 Jul 2016, 2:07 pm

Banned for having sweaty feet.



Lantylam
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04 Jul 2016, 2:08 pm

Banned for having 8 legs.



Lillikoi
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04 Jul 2016, 2:09 pm

Banned for posting at the speed of light.

8O


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04 Jul 2016, 2:11 pm

Banned for posting at ninja speed!



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04 Jul 2016, 2:11 pm

Banned for posting at snails pace. :P



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04 Jul 2016, 2:13 pm

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04 Jul 2016, 2:32 pm

Banned for not realizing there is more to life than früîtløøps, rïçé krîspíès, and ráïsíñ bråñ...


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04 Jul 2016, 2:50 pm

Banned for côńfūsįng áccëñt mårkš.


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richie
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04 Jul 2016, 2:53 pm

Banned because her nose hairs are pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.


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04 Jul 2016, 2:56 pm

Banned for not making sense.



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04 Jul 2016, 3:00 pm

Banned for trying to make sense


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