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lau
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30 Aug 2007, 5:21 pm

has obtained a Tuesday and Thursday nose-picking licence.


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30 Aug 2007, 5:28 pm

Has a license for Monday, Wednesday, And Friday nose picking. :jester:



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30 Aug 2007, 9:09 pm

Ha amassed a great fortune taking tourists on rickshaw excursions around Lake Woop De Do.



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31 Aug 2007, 4:50 am

gains extra income from renting perches to bored elephants.


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31 Aug 2007, 4:56 am

is rehearsing for the magical mouse contest and makes four three-coloured mouses install linux
(the trick is not yet 100% though)



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31 Aug 2007, 5:35 am

has been teaching mice to sing opera, but has been having great trouble finding any who can do the bass, tenor and alto parts.


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31 Aug 2007, 7:22 am

Is a werewolf every saturday.


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31 Aug 2007, 11:48 am

(This is my first so if it's not good please be nice. :D)

Runs on liquer and is a danger to everyone if he stays sober.


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31 Aug 2007, 11:52 am

Still pines for Dianne Chambers.


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31 Aug 2007, 2:20 pm

Makes money by singing the Hastings Direct jingles at weddings!


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31 Aug 2007, 3:07 pm

Made money by giving complete strangers MRIs on their heads.


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31 Aug 2007, 4:26 pm

makes money in his basement, out of chocolate, sealing wax and wool. Got the instructions off the internet.


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01 Sep 2007, 6:47 am

after the mice, he's training beetles to harvest the berries in the garden



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02 Sep 2007, 2:42 pm

He trains parrots to harvest apples & oranges in his garden.


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02 Sep 2007, 3:36 pm

transforms women into men



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02 Sep 2007, 3:47 pm

Transforms men into women.


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