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lau
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05 Sep 2007, 6:22 pm

can count up to four thousand, two hundred and thirty-seven, on every third day in months of less than four letters.


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05 Sep 2007, 6:44 pm

Can shapeshift into any member of the Bee Gees.


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05 Sep 2007, 8:07 pm

Has farts so bad they can be smelled over the internet.


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05 Sep 2007, 8:12 pm

Has a basement full of glass jars containing the captured farts over the internet of neurodeviant. Plans to use said jars of farts to unleash a stink bomb of epic proportions on his three enemies.


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05 Sep 2007, 8:29 pm

Added urine to his stink bomb! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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06 Sep 2007, 7:26 am

has been searching, for weeks now, under paving slabs, for his lost innocence.


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06 Sep 2007, 12:37 pm

Hid someone's innocence under paving slabs.


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06 Sep 2007, 7:20 pm

Hid his SO in his closet because he does not want her to be discovered. :twisted: :twisted:


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07 Sep 2007, 2:17 am

has replacable hands and five sets of different ones



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07 Sep 2007, 8:56 am

can count to four while standing on her head.


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07 Sep 2007, 9:31 am

His dream is to become a dictator of the planet and force all the inhabitants of our globe, doesn't matter what their sex, weight or age is to wear short pink dresses adorned with shining sequins and laces.



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07 Sep 2007, 10:00 am

her dream is to corner the markets in pink dress material, sequins and lace, before I become world dictator.


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08 Sep 2007, 2:42 am

his own pink dress will be decorated with trained hanging mice



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08 Sep 2007, 8:51 am

owns an extensive collection of paintings of amphibious cars.

lemon wrote:
his own pink dress will be decorated with trained hanging mice

Something like this?
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(And what a way to celebrate this, my 2,000th post!) :)


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08 Sep 2007, 8:59 am

Is a Staff Sergeant in the Rainbow Army.

Congratulations!


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08 Sep 2007, 6:06 pm

Is a member of the press for the Rainbow Army.


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