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Where_am_I
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17 Jun 2022, 10:14 am

You're to blame for the contents in the package Murihiku sent you. You can't back out now!

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18 Jun 2022, 6:29 am

I blame you for not reconsidering the wording of that sentence, either.

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19 Jun 2022, 8:20 am

I blame you for this continuing theme on tumbleweeds!

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20 Jun 2022, 2:39 pm

It's your fault for tumbling over the tumbling tumbleweeds.

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20 Jun 2022, 2:45 pm

How dare you! You're the one that put them there!

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20 Jun 2022, 8:24 pm

You're the one who gave the courier permission to leave them on your doorstep, instead of letting him take it to the nearest post office for you to collect later.

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23 Jun 2022, 9:39 am

It's your fault I hate beards and post it notes.

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23 Jun 2022, 11:00 pm

It's your fault I actually have both.

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23 Jun 2022, 11:20 pm

It’s your fault all my food is spoiling.

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24 Jun 2022, 9:05 am

It's your fault for sprinkling it with Murihiku's beard. You were supposed to use the fairy dust!

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25 Jun 2022, 2:40 am

Fairy "dust"?!

And here I am using Fairy detergent to try and get the food crumbs out of my beard!

It's your fault for not telling me earlier about their new dust product.

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26 Jun 2022, 6:23 pm

It's your fault for getting crumbs on there in the first place - eww! And take the humans out of there while you're at it!

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27 Jun 2022, 12:26 am

You try keeping crumbs out of a beard. It's not easy.

And why are you blaming me for the humans in there? You're the one sticking post-it notes saying "free food, come on in!".