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Where_am_I
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04 Jul 2022, 9:02 am

:lol:

I need all that ketchup because you taste like a rotten vegetable!

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Radish
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04 Jul 2022, 9:10 am

I blame you for not keeping me refrigerated. Radishes don't keep well beyond sixty years!

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04 Jul 2022, 6:39 pm

You were in the freezer for sixty years. It's your fault for not learning how to defrost yourself properly. I insist you start practicing on your family.

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Radish
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05 Jul 2022, 9:12 am

I blame you for giving me a cold... and frostbite... and a frozen shoulder... and and icicle on my nose.

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Murihiku
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06 Jul 2022, 12:43 am

I blame you for all the miserable weather we've been having here lately.

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Where_am_I
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06 Jul 2022, 3:21 am

I blame you for the tornado I'm sending your way, Dorothy. :twisted:

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06 Jul 2022, 6:54 am

I blame you for being a charismatic wolf lady who bit me.

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06 Jul 2022, 8:13 am

You're the one that spiked my drink with Lycan blood!

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Radish
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06 Jul 2022, 8:49 am

It's your fault you keep leaving dog hair everywhere. And stop drooling on the furniture.

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06 Jul 2022, 9:05 am

It's your fault I've tipped boiling water over your head.

Boiled Radish, anyone?

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07 Jul 2022, 11:01 am

I blame you for all those people going vegetarian and eating radishes. Can't you just eat rump steak like everyone else?

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07 Jul 2022, 11:09 am

I blame you for having so many nutritional benefits. Why couldn't you be a disgusting chocolate bar?

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Radish
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07 Jul 2022, 11:14 am

I blame you for making me find food for you:

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07 Jul 2022, 11:24 am

I blame you for what happened after I saw your post. :cry:

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07 Jul 2022, 11:52 am

Hey, where have all the chocolate biscuits gone? I blame you for eating them all! :pig:

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08 Jul 2022, 4:20 am

You're the reason I couldn't get out of bed today!

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