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10 Jul 2022, 5:38 pm

:lol:

Off-topic (and why not), but I blame you for getting that Footloose song stuck in my head now.

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11 Jul 2022, 6:55 am

It's your fault I'm contemplating electroconvulsive therapy on you...

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11 Jul 2022, 1:51 pm

Oh my god. She's gone from walking around in public with a machete to a taser!

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11 Jul 2022, 2:23 pm

:lol:

I blame you for making me zap you to life!

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11 Jul 2022, 3:06 pm

I blame you for singeing my delicate roots.

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12 Jul 2022, 1:28 am

It's your fault for not dyeing your own roots.

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12 Jul 2022, 1:56 am

I blame you for not dying on his roots! Imagine what all that fertiliser will do for him!

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12 Jul 2022, 7:34 am

I blame you for crapping on me! There is fertiliser and fertiliser! :evil:

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12 Jul 2022, 8:18 am

Your fault I feel responsible for the theme of the day. :cry:

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12 Jul 2022, 8:48 am

I blame you for having themes. Why can't just just eat toast like the rest of us?

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12 Jul 2022, 9:17 am

Your fault I've stuffed your pillow with toast. How's that for breakfast in bed?

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12 Jul 2022, 9:28 am

Very funny, I've got crumbs in my belly button! Every time I turn over there is a big crunching sound too. Thanks a bunch. :evil:

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12 Jul 2022, 10:50 am

:lol:

Would you like some rich tea in there to add variety? *Adds rich tea and a pot of hot tea to stop crunching sounds.*

All of this is your fault.

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12 Jul 2022, 12:05 pm

Oh no, anyone would think I've wet the bed! :evil: It's tea I tell you, not pee! It's no good, I'll have to get a new maid.

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12 Jul 2022, 1:24 pm

It's your fault I was late for my tea

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12 Jul 2022, 1:29 pm

I blame you for stopping off to eat half a dozen cream cakes first!

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