Lillikoi wrote:
When they finally came around to Mike's order, Lilli raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure? All right, then..." When they had finished preparing the drink, they slammed it down on the counter. "All right then. He's your Catastrophe." They grinned. "That would be $39.99."
"Alternatively, I also accept payments in gold."
Lilli pointed down to the handwritten menu. Next to the item Comosa Catastrophe, there were two asterisks. Then, in teeny-tiny fine print at the bottom, it read "Fees may apply." Lilli grinned. "...Welp. You've already ordered it. Should've read the fine print."
Mars' prosthetic right eye telescopes out a bit as if to zoom in. "Yep, she-... he-... they are right." he says.
Mike looks rather annoyed. "I doubt you accept Solar Credits... I would have to portal gold in from Nexus station and that would take like 200 credits worth of energy minimum. Why am I the only one to have to pay anything anyway?" After thinking for a moment he says "Screw it, I probably made 10 times that much just sitting here arguing with you about it." He sends a message to Nexus station and gets out the portal containment device which opens up and drops a gold coin about the size of a quarter worth 50 Solar Credits. The value of gold had significantly dropped after asteroid mining became popular so 50 credits could by a decently sized chunk of gold.
Mars, surprised that Lilli's tactic actually worked, begins thinking of ways he can pull off the same thing.
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