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KyleTheGhost
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17 Jan 2016, 2:46 pm

Water Spam strikes at ships.

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17 Jan 2016, 3:23 pm

Ships are now escorted by Navy ships ready to strike the attacking spam

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BOLTZ 17/3 2012 - 12/11 2020
Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal
simply the best and one of a kind
love you and miss you, dear boy

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17 Jan 2016, 3:24 pm

Sky Spam. They are commonly called Gremlins.

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17 Jan 2016, 4:26 pm

Solution: make a 3rd Gremlins movie and throw 'em all in there.

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17 Jan 2016, 4:27 pm

Don't forget to get them wet and feed them after midnight.

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17 Jan 2016, 4:37 pm

I won't I'll also remember to expose them to bright lights

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18 Jan 2016, 5:19 am

Undead spam walk the earth. They are harder to get rid of.

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21 Jan 2016, 12:56 am

Oh no. I don't know if there is any recovery from this. I mean, we'll put up a brave fight and take out as many undead spam as we can, but if the zombie movies are any indication, it's a losing battle. We are doooooomed!!

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21 Jan 2016, 5:00 am

We must build a banhammer that hurts Undead spam!

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22 Jan 2016, 12:52 pm

Maybe one of these?

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22 Jan 2016, 2:11 pm

A banhammer signal? That's a new one.

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23 Jan 2016, 6:54 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

(The spammers' Time Machine arrives)

(Sprays Spam with SpamScrub) Got them!

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23 Jan 2016, 3:47 pm

Hello dear,
I hopes this message find you doing well. My names is Spammy McSpamalot. Please would you contacts me at [email protected]. I has something VERY IMPORTANT and URGENT to tells you. If you ignores me, I will be very sads and cryings. Thanks you.

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24 Jan 2016, 5:41 am

No more love marriage specialists, please. We already have one.

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26 Jan 2016, 7:17 am

No fake passports, please. We rather have a real one.

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29 Jan 2016, 5:22 am

The spam strikes again!

But is defeated once more!

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