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23 Jul 2009, 9:30 am

Autism is caused, by flying cuisinarts..



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23 Jul 2009, 10:46 am

Autism is a flying Cuisinart

Caused by advanced design improvements



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23 Jul 2009, 4:36 pm

Autism is caused by Hostess snack foods.


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23 Jul 2009, 6:39 pm

Autism is caused by water



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23 Jul 2009, 9:32 pm

Autism is caused by female truckers who wear too much make-up.


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23 Jul 2009, 9:53 pm

Autism is caused by make-up - not abolene though :)



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24 Jul 2009, 3:03 am

Autism is caused by folk singers performing country music in Kentucky.



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24 Jul 2009, 3:34 am

Autism is caused by society's need for a "underdog".



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24 Jul 2009, 6:16 am

Autism is caused by zombees... no... wait....


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24 Jul 2009, 8:01 am

Autism is caused by going to soccer games too often and doing "waves" there.



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24 Jul 2009, 8:06 am

Autism is caused by spitting straight up in to the air,
pushing the nearest person to you under it,
and then the wind pushs it away and it goes straight back down your throat,
just as you shout "LOOK UP!"


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24 Jul 2009, 8:11 am

Autism is caused by all the wash out! everywhere.



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24 Jul 2009, 11:25 am

Autism is caused by overloading the overload limit



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24 Jul 2009, 12:02 pm

Autism is caused by running out of fuel.

:roll: or gazoline maybe.



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24 Jul 2009, 2:59 pm

Autism is caused by silenced opinions



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24 Jul 2009, 3:07 pm

Autism is caused by being surrounded by too many people with a combination of oral diarrhea
and intellectual constipation.....


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