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20 Dec 2007, 5:02 am

I'm being suffocated!


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20 Dec 2007, 5:35 am

and now for something completely different ...



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20 Dec 2007, 6:35 am

i think im allergic to the clorine in the hotel pool, my beak is turning red and it hurts!!


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20 Dec 2007, 6:57 am

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i think im allergic to the clorine in the hotel pool, my beak is turning red and it hurts!!


for some reason my laptop wont turn off...

bah nortons running a scan AGAIN


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20 Dec 2007, 7:35 am

national powerchair racing association's seatbelt requirements, BODYPOINT ONLY!!


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20 Dec 2007, 7:38 am

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national powerchair racing association's seatbelt requirements, BODYPOINT ONLY!!


national door closer racing associations only allowed closers are... meh... norton and assabloyds only... screw all the other closer brands!


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20 Dec 2007, 7:44 am

this is the new and improved restraints for OLD SPARKY


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20 Dec 2007, 7:49 am

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this is the new and improved restraints for OLD SPARKY


uhh... wouldnt that technically make it "new sparky" then... yeah...

norty norty norty what u doing at 3 AM again... looking at those nude male closers again are we?

OH MY GOD!! !! !! !! !


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20 Dec 2007, 7:59 am

this is the safe restraint for when you go nutts, no straightjacket, they strap you to your bed with bodypoint


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20 Dec 2007, 8:03 am

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this is the safe restraint for when you go nutts, no straightjacket, they strap you to your bed with bodypoint


better yet... hows about bodypoint straitjackets?

norton antivirus has caused a general protection fault, replace hydraulic oil and restart


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20 Dec 2007, 8:14 am

skydiving anyone??


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20 Dec 2007, 8:15 am

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skydiving anyone??


ahh... the cheap jewlers engravement linearizer


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20 Dec 2007, 9:49 pm

Strapples: Pervasive Tape User


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Strapples: Pervasive Tape User


z0mg... hes invisible!


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21 Dec 2007, 6:09 am

Once the safety restraints have dropped down you will be suffocated!


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21 Dec 2007, 6:20 am

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Once the safety restraints have dropped down you will be suffocated!


(o_O buried in soft silky restrainy thingies.... yay!! !! !)

now printing document.doc


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